happy 6th anniversary to DashCon!
quick reblog this u only have today to do it !!
your comment is a lie actually it CLEARLY states July 11 - July 13 so there are THREE days you can reblog this post PLEASE stop LYING on the internet, god.
Is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?
we need blood
You’re not helping..
*bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!
When people make a mockery of a serious post.
*chanting grows louder* blood! blood! blood! blood! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE
HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS
The thing that gets me about this
The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS
Each sentence is so much wilder than the last
“A female russian hero” Yes good
“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit
“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”
Someone probably already drew this better, but the description was so much fun I had to give it a try.
Isn’t this supposed to be a WWII thing? The ak wasn’t invented yet. Lacks realism.
You’re absolutely right hentai kid. A woman riding a bear dual-weilding AK47s would be unrealistic because overwatch is set during World War II and AK47s had yet to be invented
Ah yes, Overwatch the World War II period piece
FUCK narratives that force a child to forgive their shitty parent out of guilt and/or obligation!!!
FUCK narratives that force anyone to forgive any kind of abuser out of guilt and/or obligation or for some bullshit higher ground and perception of Goodness™
Remember when Zuko shot his dad with lightning and then threw him in jail? That was a good narrative